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kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

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versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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  • me: *names child butter*
  • me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
  • me: i can't believe it's not butter
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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

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